Hey, I’m kinda jealous, I’m kinda mad
I’m kinda poutin’, I’m kinda sad
Girl, where’d you get him, he’s such a find
You hit the jackpot, one of a kind
Do he got a brother or maybe just another one like him?
Do he got a homie,
You can introduce me to?
Just like him
I’m kind jealous that your boyfriend seems like a fairytale like a
He’s hella perfect, hella cute, hella fun like a fairytale, like a
Did he come to your rescue? Did he win the fight?
Did he slay the dragon? Did you ride off in the night?
Sorry, I can’t stop staring, I’m still in shock
How did you find him? He’s smokin’ hot
Must have paid cupid, more than a lot
To go searchin’ all around the clock for him
But I don’t mean to be jealous, I don’t mean to be mad
In fact I’m rather happy, in fact I’m rather glad that I know
That cupid is on the road and he’s gonna find mine
Did he come to your rescue?
Did he win the fight?
Did he slay the dragon?